thelegendofzelda:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got the solution manual that goes with our text book hun

relative: so, are you dating anyone?
me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
relative: sure!
relative: why are you starting up a video game

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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brokenblackrabbit:

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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dunrath:

Title Fight - Shed [x]

uhmeliamay:

*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

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